Jimmie Johnson And Nine Other Threats To NASCAR’s Survival

Satire — Is the party over for big-league stock car racing in America? NASCAR doesn’t need to go on life support yet, but it’s getting there. And those who think that the Great American Racing Machine couldn’t possibly tank are forgetting about General Motors, Citicorp and other big business icons that needed to be bailed out by the government.  You can rest assured, there will be no government money to save NASCAR if it falters. So it’s time for us motorsports fans to take matters into our own hands and create a survival plan. Here’s what we’re up against:  1. Corporate Incompetence NASCAR is where Dilbert meets motorsports. That means accountants instead of action heroes are in charge. T...

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